Author: Lili Valente
When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth—in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl—you would think I’d hit rock bottom.
Let’s back this up a sec…
Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was “stepmom” material.
A.K.A, not me, apparently.
The problem? I’m crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We’re still friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fake it alone.
Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws’ house, or in a hotel room where we’re sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.
I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she’s beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I’ve ever known?
I don’t want to fall in love. I really don’t. The whole “pretend girlfriend” thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.
But when it comes to Laura?
Hell, maybe I’m just not cut out for faking it.
I’ve had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don’t get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura’s story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other failing to recognize the perfect match for his life, his family and his heart.
Brendan and Laura have always been able to banter with one another as friends. But after they take their connection to a physical level over a few summer nights, Laura believes their relationship has changed. But when Brendan suddenly sprints away returning his heart back to its protective cocoon, he leaves Laura dejected and trying to accept that they’ll never be more than friends. But Laura finds herself hoping to be able to break through the protective walls Brendan has built around his heart. And despite how he tries, Brendan can’t get his mind off those magical nights and the beautiful woman he spent tangled up with, their limbs twisted in hot sexual passion. Though their feelings for each other do finally burgeon, will Brendan and Laura be able to let go of the boundaries each of their hearts has created and find their way to building a life together and sharing their love with one another forever?
Brendan and Laura were an absolutely perfect match, and the hot and sexy connection they shared virtually shot sparks from my iPad. Sexy Motherpucker brought forth such a myriad of emotions from me including moments of nail biting as well as hysterically laugh out loud moments leaving me with tears in my eyes. In addition to the amazingly sexy and steamy romance, Ms. Valente has included one delightful element to Sexy Motherpucker which was Brendan’s daughter, Chloe. She added such a fun and entertaining twist to this fantastic and sexy romance which definitely drew me in even deeper, if that’s even possible. Once again I proclaim that Lili Valente remains the queen of hot and sexy romance winning me over with her characters every single time, and Sexy Motherpucker is no exception. I now am left anxiously waiting to get my hands on her next novel to meet another new couple and read a story I know I am going to fall in love with.
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.